Give out samples.
Sell out stuff.
Well, that's what I did today.
It started out badly actually.
woke up late thanks to the Panadol I took last night,
wash up and change in 5 minutes.
I went to work WITHOUT makeup.
I've been so UNGLAM before.
I never even comb my hair.
I can't believe myself either.
It used to be Colgate.
Now Anlene.
I think I got fate with auntie jobs.
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Sadness.
All to finance my BKK trip.
At work,
I'm seriously FUCKING annoyed by
this group of the community called,
KIDS.
They're irritating,
fucking annoying,
rude,
likes to run around aimlessly,
call me AUNTIE (wtf?!?!),
and behave wildly.
They are a total danger to the society.
BEWARE!!!
So,
the chances of me having a kid,
just decreased by 20%.
Psst..
It was 50%.
The NTUC at Punggol Plaza was omfg-ish havoc.
I spent 20 minutes looking for the manager.
WTH?
Well, at least now I know how their security system is.
Ugrh~
The auntie giving samples beside me was nice.
Finally.
She went for lunch with me,
and I went for tea break with her.
Another bad point,
ALMOST EVERYONE there speaks hokkien or chinese.
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Can you imagine me?
Me: Hi mdm, would you like to try the Anlene Concentrate?
Auntie: *stares*
Me: *stares back then smile cause don't know what else to do*
Auntie: Ni ke yi jiang hua yu ma????
Me: *stares a bit more* uhhhh.. ke yi.. ni yao TRY ma?
Auntie: Se mo lai de?
Me: Anlene Concentrate.
Auntie: He lai juo se mo?
Me: UHHH!! Je se niu nai. He le GIVE YOU CALCIUM la. -_-'''
Auntie: Se mo te bie?
Me: *stratch head* Ni he ONE PACKET EQUALS TO ni he se bei NORMAL niu nai.
Auntie: Je ke bu se NORMAL meh?
Me: Bu se. UHH!!! Je ke se CONCENTRATE. Aiya, IT'S GOOD la.
Auntie: Jeng yang mai?
Me: Peng se san kuai ba, sien jai PROMOTION san kuai FIFTY FIVE.
Auntie: HAH?!?!?!
Me: UHHH!! San kuai wu se wu.
Auntie: OHHHHH!!
KNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK CHINESE!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Super CUI!
*faints*
