Juicy facts about Missy Kelly.
22ndof November 2008 was a very very wonderful for me.
I knew that something will happen.
But this as compared to what I got is definitely worth it.
Thanks, God.
I really appreciate it.
Okay, the day was wonderful and everything.
Until I fell down.
Yeap!
At Dhoby Ghout MRT!
I can imagine laughing faces now.
SO CAN!
In fact, I find it funny too if it wasn’t so painful.
I scratched my nail-less toe and my ankle got a SHOCKED.
It was painful.
I swear.
Point to prove: Skateboarding is a NO for me.
Fuck skateboarding.
But it’s okay.
Due to me being no reputation at all, no one actually bothered to laugh.
Phew~
Or maybe my reputation had always been a careless fucktard.
So it’s okay too.
Okok... Here it goes.
1. Primary school.
It was really long time ago when I had my first fall.
I was still wearing pinafore. Yeah~ I tripped over someone’s bag, and fell.
My skirt flew up, and I was wearing undies with SESAME STREETS prints.
OOOYEEEAAHHH~
And yes, it was Elmo prints I think.
And my whole family had Sesame Streets undies during Primary School.
Don’t ask me why, I really don’t know.
I can still hear people laughing actually.
Never forgotten that experience.
I had nightmare about it for about 2 weeks because I was so so embarrassed,
I wished that I would just drop dead and instead of laughing,
people will be worried instead.
2. Secondary school.
When I was playing some weird game with my friends.
They whack me and I whack them back.
I was wearing Baju Kurung so it didn’t help at all.
I tripped when I was running and caused a VERY big split on my skirt.
It was so big that my teacher had to ask me to sit down whole day
because it was freaking sexy, I swear.
Well, as I had lots of enemies back then, of course they laughed.
I had nightmares about it for a week maybe.
But I never let mom know it.
I just really hate that feeling of people laughing at me.
For being silly even though I always am.
It just that sudden feeling of being a fucktard.
3. Poly.
Never have I thought I will have it today.
I got totally no signals this morning.
I swear I will never run or jump ever again,
throw all my shoes,
and never try to attempt the goals I will never reach.
Yes, this I promise.
The whole time I was so aware that I’m falling that when I’m falling,
I still have the time to actually imagine of the peoples’ reactions.
Just didn’t expect it.
And I find it funny too.
I burst out laughing after my fall,
Then I got up,
Few seconds later,
the pain hits me.
It was bad I swear I cried, a bit.
Besides my motorcycle crash, this is the most painful moment I ever had.
Really.
It’s totally x4 (exp) pain of period cramps.
And it’s just a bit better than my motorcycle crash.
To think of that time my whole thighs were bleeding.
God!
So yeah,
That was my falling experience.
I pray I ever fall anymore.
Or at least please make it less horrifying.
I think I’ll have nightmare for about a week too this time.
That is what falling means to me.
